last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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