hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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