Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize