That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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