I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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