im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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