oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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