Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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