I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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