Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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