is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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