we're blogging at a bar
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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