I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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