I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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