Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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