I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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