How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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