It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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