My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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