PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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