i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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