We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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