Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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