Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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