I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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