How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful