Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Yes and so do I

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(540): View more from Virginia

Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.

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(630): View more from Illinois

life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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(352): View more from Florida

This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode

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(425): View more from Washington

How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between

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