Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome