When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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