i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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