She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.