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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.

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  That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.

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