Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.