My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's shark week go big or go home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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