my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Randomize
