I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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