trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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