It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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