is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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