wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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