What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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