does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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