we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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