I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
