Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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