im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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