dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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