I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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