She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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