I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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