I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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