I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Semen is not good for contacts.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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