Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
