Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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