Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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