Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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