Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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