I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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