he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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