i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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