so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
How does one acquire holy water?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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