so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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