I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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