So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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