"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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